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50 Year old woman is getting ready for bed

When she looks in the mirror and is very happy at what her naked body looks like. She fastens a towel as a cape and goes down stairs where her husband is watching tv and jumps Infront of the tv and yells "Super pussy!" her husband looks for a second and says "I'll have the soup"

What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in Common

Nipple hair

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