It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.
A guy calls Newspaper office to print death news of his Grandpa.
Clerk: $50 per word… Guy: Grandpa Dead Clerk: Sorry Sir, Minimum 5 words required… Guy: “Grandpa Dead, Wheelchair for Sale”
A little Irish humor
Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London. Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye.
The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair".
Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot ...
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