A 300 page novel with a 50 page introductory essay written by the author walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long preface?"
The cute secretary came angrily out of the boss' cabin. Her friend asked her what had happened inside.
Secretary: He asked me if I was free tonight. Friend: And? Secretary: I said yes......and that rascal gave me 50 pages to type!
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because...
Everyone who searches for actual news on Elongate will only get 50 pages of a reposted joke from Reddit.
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