50 Minute Jokes - 6 Hilarious 50 Minute Jokes

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A guy goes shopping with his wife.

"Here's £10." She says. "Ill meet you in the pub, in an hour".

Just outside the pub a prostitute stops him and asks if he'd "like a good time".

"Just out of interest..." he says. "How much is it?"

"Well it's £100 for full-sex, £50 for a blowjob and £20 for a handjob."

"I'...

What's the difference between a hooker and a wife?

I hooker will drive you crazy for 50 minutes using her tongue

A wife will drive you crazy for 50 years using her mouth

The day after xmas a man is incredibly drunk after promising his wife he wouldn't drink, and stands up to go home ...

SMASH .. He smashes face-first down on the ground, he's so wasted. He grabs a bar stool and drags himself up to the bar, resting his weight against it for a second and makes a move for the door.

'SMACK' straight down onto the floor again, crawls to the door, and spend the next 50 minutes get...

Things are not always appear

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..

Everybody got off the plane except ...

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

“I hast not seen ziss beefore”, thought t...

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Ping Pong Balls

Four friends are driving down the road when suddenly they see this beautiful girl out in the middle of a cornfield.

They approach the girl in their truck and decide to get out. They start flirting with the girl, talking over each other so they can win her over when suddenly an old beat down ...

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