50 Centimeter Jokes

There once was a man with a 50 centimeter long . He could not find any partners because it was too long. So he went to the Doctor’s office.

«Doctor, please help me! My is too long and I want it sportened, is there anything you can do?»

- «No.» said the doctor. «But.. There... read more

... Had a 50 centimeter long and couldn't get a woman because it was just too much for them. So he goes to a witch who tells him to go in the forest and talk to a magical frog. Whenever the frog would answer a question with a "no" his would shrink 10 centimeters.

He finds the frog... read more

There is a man with a huge , 50 centimeters. He talks to his friend about the struggles he has with his big and that his wife would love him to have a smaller , as it hurts so much when they have .

The friend tells him there is an old lady living at the end of a near forest... read more