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Did you know that 50 cent's mother was german? Every time he did something wrong, she screamed

59!

I was going to 50 cent's concert.

Father: Where are you going?
Me: 50 cent's concert.
Father: Here, take a dollar and take your sister too.

Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

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