I was at a job interview and the boss asked me where I saw myself in 5 years and I said celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking me this question.
R.I.P Mitch Hedberg
For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds.
I got her a bathroom scale.
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