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4th Grade Teacher Jokes

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It was the 4th grade teacher’s birthday and all the kids brought in presents.

The teacher was a little worried about Billy’s present though because his father owned a vodka distillery. And ask Billy ever talked about was his father’s business; how vodka was made, what made vodka the best liquor etc. So she has a bad feeling she knew what Billy’s gift would be.

Finally...

A 4th grade teacher told her class that she’d be willing to answer any questions that they had.

One of the girls in the back raised her hand and asked “Can a 9 year old get pregnant?”

The teacher responded “Of course not love. I don’t know why you’d even ask that?”

Then the boy sitting next to the girl yelled “I told you there’s nothing to worry about Mary”

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A priest, a politician, a 4th grade teacher and all his students are on a plane.

Suddenly both engines kick out and the plane is speeding towards the ground. Certain death is inevitable.

The teacer starts screaming "What about the children!"

The politician says "You know what? Fuck the children!"

The priest says "Do you think we have time?"

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A woman stares at a man in a restaurant

The man a little uncomfortable asked: do we know each other?

Woman: I think you're the father of one of my child.

Man: Oh, are you the stripper I banged a couple years ago behind the bar?

Woman: No, but I'm your son's 4th grade teacher.

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