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Ice Cube is 48 years old, but still hasn't melted. Do you know why?

Man's not hot.

Satan Appears in a Church

A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon...

What is my age ?

The new mathematics school teacher on the very first day asks a very complicated question.

Teacher: Let me see if you can answer this question :

"A train in Russia covers a distance of 600 kilometres in 4 hours . A bomber flies over a City in the Middle East and drops a huge bomb. A...

A Father decides to get a divorce

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York.

He says "Hey listen, I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell ya something... after 48 years of misery, enough is enough. Your mother and I are getting a divorce."

The kid says "Pop! What are you talking about?!"

He replies "Loo...

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