A 40 year old man asked the Trainer in the Gym, 'I want to Impress Beautiful Girls, which Machine should I use?'
The Trainer replied, 'Outside the Gym, there is an ATM. Try that'
Being a 40 year old man, people started scolding me when I took out my 18 year old girlfriend for dinner
I got called all sorts: creep, perv etc. I have to say, it really ruined our 10th anniversary together
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