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Aaron Rodgers is now 0-4 against the 49ers in a playoff game…

He’s also 0-3 for his vaccination shots

There was a building with 4 apartments

In the first apartment was a boxer named Sean. In the second apartment was a soccer player named Andres. In the third was a blind man named Ian, and in the 4th apartment was a beautiful woman named Elizabeth. One day, Elizabeth decided to take a shower. She got in the shower then heard the doorbell ...

A ghost walks into a bar at 4 am.

The bartender says: “sorry, we don’t serve spirits after 3.”

Why couldn't 4 ask 5 out on a date?

He was 2 squared

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