Why couldn't 4 ask 5 out on a date?

He was 2 squared

There was a fight yesterday, with 2 and 8 on one side, and 4 and 6 on another.

It was an even battlefield.

A ghost walks into a bar at 4 am.

The bartender says: “sorry, we don’t serve spirits after 3.”

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