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3rd Person Jokes

A priest had 3 people at confession

He went to Guy 1 and asked: **“What sin did you commit?’**

Guy 1 responded: **“I murdered someone.”**

The priest responded **“Drink this holy water and your sin is forgiven.”**

He did so and stood back.

The priest asked Guy 2 and asked: **“What sin did you commit?’**
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Three people die and appear before Buddha

Stunned by the divine presence before them, they lower their heads.

-Raise your heads. You were humble in life and your deeds were praiseworthy. You have earned the right to a reincarnation of your choice. You have much to accomplish yet though.

One of the people takes a step forward a...

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Guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm...

Guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm and sets it on top of the counter. He says "Anyone that can hand this octopus a musical instrument it cannot play, I will give you $5,000." The first person hands it a trumpet. The octopus takes a look, then spins it around, looks at it then proceed...

Ron and I are teaming up for a 3 member mission

Harry: Ron and I are teaming up for a 3 member mission, and are looking for a second person, would you like to join us?

Hermione: Uhh... Do you mean a third person?

Harry: Ron is 3rd person, I is first person, you is second person

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A guy waits to walk in to a bar...

So this guy’ s standing in line waiting to get into a bar and he’s the 3rd person in line.

First guy walks up to the bouncer and pisses himself. Bouncer says “ya okay you can go” and he walks in.

Second guy in line walks up and he also starts absolutely pissing himself. Pee going eve...

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