I was browsing r/Jokes last night and my girlfriend told me that she doesn't know why I bother trying to make people laugh on the internet for useless virtual points and that the only joke I have is in my underwear. So here goes:
"Marks and Spencer, Medium 33-35 inch waist, 90% cotton, 10% elastene, Made in China, Part of a 2 part set"
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home...
*Police Sergeant*: What is her height?
*Husband*: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
*Sergeant*: Colour of eyes?
*Husband*: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
*Sergeant*: Colour of hair?
*Husband*: Changes a couple times a ...
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