TIL that I was born exactly 9 months after my Dad's 32nd birthday...
and my mom gives awful birthday gifts.
Today is my 32nd birthday...
I am only celebrating for half a minute.
My girlfriend gave me a list of things she'd like to do for her 32nd birthday...
I told her there's no way we could do all that in 30 seconds.
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