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32 Degree Jokes

What do you call it when you can't leave Russia cause it's precipitating under 32 degrees?

Snowden

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There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.

The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the water it's a 32 degrees Celsius".


The other two were amazed. "Let me try", the Englishman said. So he put his organ in the water, waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature i...

Why is ice so smart?

It has 32 degrees

Why was the Angle freezing?

Because it was less than 32 degrees!

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