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31st December Jokes

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Make sure to poop before midnight on 31st December.

You don't want to hold on to previous year's shit.

Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:

"Let's have another round, shall we?"

On a cold winter day....

....31st December 2009, the employees of a company received the following message "While the company recognises your invaluable services, we are sorry to inform that we would be able to pay your salaries only next year". Shocked on seeing this, the employees contacted the salary section of the finan...

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