Emily was 30 years old, and really flatchested. Depspite bad confidence she headed to a pub on a Saturday night.
After a little while at the pub a handsome man stood by her and asked ”why do you look so sad?”. Well.. Said Emily, you see.. I’ts because I look like a newborn girl in the chest...
Me talking to a potential date. “I am 30 years old and have the body of a 18 year old” Potential date: “Oh yeah? Prove it”. Me,
“I would but I really don’t want to walk over to my freezer right now”.
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