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30 Foot Jokes

I fell off a 30 foot ladder yesterday.

I'm fine, I was only on the second rung.

A young boy asks an old man how he got to be so old

The old man tells the boy "Oh it's an old cowboy trick! Every morning I put a spoonful of gunpowder on my oatmeal!" So the young boy starts doing it and sure enough he lived to the ripe old age of 106. He left behind 3 children, 8 grandchildren, 4 great-grandchildren and a 30 foot hole in the wall o...

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Only one right choice (read aloud)

I was headed to Las Vegas for a conference, and my wife asked me, "You wouldn't ever use one of those Vegas prostitutes would you?". I told her "If I won a contest at the tradeshow and I could choose between two prizes 1) Something boring like a 30 foot, foldable, extension ladder, or 2) A free, sex...

Three men are out golfing...

As they are waiting for their tee time, a young, very attractive woman approaches them.

"Do you mind if I join you three for a round of golf?"

"Absolutely!" the three men reply.

By the 18th hole, the woman has been doing very well, but needs to sink a 30 foot putt in order to ...

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Golf Truisims

* Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.

* Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during
your swing.

* When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use
one more club or two more balls.

* If you're afraid a ful...

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