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3 Year Old Kid Jokes

What does the 3 year old kid next door & myself have in common?

We both want his mommy

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A husband find his wife in bed with no clothes and sweating and he says

What's wrong honey? A HEART ATTACK, the wife says.
So he runs out to call for help when he trips with his 3 year old kid and the kid screams "Daddy daddy there's a monster in my closet" So the dad quickly goes to the kid's closet and finds his best friend naked and the dad says, - Johnny!! you so...

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