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My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

Lazy

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Greek mythology in 3 words

Zeus got

"Hey, can you explain Gorgia in 3 words?"

No I cannot

3 words, 17 letters. Say it, and I'm yours.

Omelette du Fromage

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What are 3 words you never want to hear while having ?

Honey, I'm home!

The path to inner peace begins with just 3 words

Not my problem

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Santa took 3 prostitutes back to his hotel room and ha 3 words to say to them

Who's going first?

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

If I had to describe myself in 3 words, it would be:

Can't count very well.

Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today

I just replied "Trump or Hilary"

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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and young woman entered.

She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to...
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