A little boy sees something way up in the sky and runs to his mom to ask her what it is. She points the boy to his father and tells him to ask him so the boy runs over to his father and asks what is in the sky. The father can't answer either but points the boy to his uncle saying he should be able ...
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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’
Husband goes to a police station... “My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”
Sergeant at Police Station: “What is her height?”
Husband: “Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall
Sergeant: “Weight?”
Husband: “Don't know. N...
A lame joke I made up based on an existing joke. Sorry if it's bad.
One day Sean joined a quiz team.
He and his teammates studied really hard for a quiz competition.
On the night of the quiz competition, in the last round, Sean and his team was 1 point behind first place.
However, they had one more question that if answered correctly, would awar...
OB/GYN gets fired
OB/GYN doctor gets fired. And he is looking for a job and get an interview at a car repair shop. And the managers says
"If you take the carburator apart you get 2 points and if you put it back you get 5 points and if it works after that you get 3 point.But I'll only hire you if you get all 10...
An engineering student, a geometry major, and a star basketball player are trapped on a desert island
They’re debating how to get off the island or get rescued. The engineering student looks around and sees only a few palm trees and some coconuts.
“We need to cut down the trees and make a raft to sail away on.” He says and starts designing.
“We need a basketball to pass the time.” Th...
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A older married couple were laying in bed one night....
reading a book before bed. The husband lets out a huge fart and says "Touch down"! His wife was disgusted at first but suddenly lets out a fart and says "Touchdown...Tie game". Not to be out done, the husband tries to fart again but only let out a tiny little toot...."field goal! 3 points"! The wife...
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