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2nd Wife Jokes

A Nigerian prince secretly orders a 2nd wife over the internet from Thailand.

The wedding was a black-tie affair

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3 guys having lunch on a high rise construction site.

As they open their lunchboxes

1st guy says. Bologna sandwich again! If my wife packs me another bologna sandwich tomorrow I'm jumping off this high rise and killing myself.

2nd guy opens his lunch up. Ham and cheese again! If my wife packs me this lunch again I'll jump with ya!
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So my 1st wife....

.... died from eating poisonous mushrooms.
My 2nd wife also died from eating poisonous mushrooms.
My 3rd wife died from a cracked skull. Bitch wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

There were three construction workers and each of them always ate the same thing for lunch.

1st worker : "I'm tired of sandwiches it's always sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!"


2nd worker : "I know what you mean... I'm so sick of tacos! urgh..."


3rd worker : "I hate these beans!!"


The second day it was the same thing for lunch.


1st worker : "...

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