2b Or Not 2b Jokes - 16 Hilarious 2b Or Not 2b Jokes

Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B

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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot

Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B

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whats the biggest problem while buying a pencil?

2B or not 2B

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One of Shakespeare's original pencils is going up for auction

Problem is its very chewed, so nobody can tell if its 2b or not 2b

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I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam.

2B or not 2B - that is the question.

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I'm about to embark on a huge art conquest of Shakespeare's work and am undecided on which pencil to use...

2B or not 2B

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An old Joke by Lee Mack on... 8 out of 10 Cats plays Countdown, I believe?

I popped into an second-hand store the other day and bought a pencil. What's remarkable about the pencil, is that it used to be used by Shakespeare!

...Only thing is, the top part is all chewed up, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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I failed my Shakespeare test because I forgot to study and I used the wrong pencil.

I couldn't tell whether it was 2B or not 2B.

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Why did Shakespeare use ink when he wrote his plays?

Because he couldn’t decide which pencil to use; 2B or not 2B.

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Choosing pencils is impossible for me, I'm always confused with the amount of blackness I need.

2B or not 2B, that is the question.

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Shakespeare was at the store looking for pencils, but he couldn’t decide which ones to buy.

2B or not 2B; that was the question.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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When looking up Nier: Automata cosplay I ask myself this one question

2B or not 2B

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A philosopher goes to a hotel.

Philosopher: Can I get a room please?
Receptionist: Sure. Which one? 2B or not 2B?

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William Shakespeare once manned the welcome desk at a popular hotel

One day an elderly man walked up to the desk and asked for a room.

Shakespeare quickly found a room available on the second floor and asked him if this is the room he wished to book. The forgetful, ancient individual stared at Shakespeare for several uncomfortable seconds.

"I'm so...

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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