My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...
Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.
Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...
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Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...
[OC] I just spent my morning break writing this joke.
Jeff had spent most of his adult life in prison for a string of drug offenses and theft. He is finally being released at 28 years old after a decade in prison.
He approaches his jailhouse lover, Vince, a former English teacher and schoolboy fondler. Vince was a little sad to say goodbye, and...
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A parole officer makes a house visit...
He walks sternly and silently into the house then to the upstairs hallway. He stops, reaches up and pulls a chord which releases a smaller set of stairs. He trudges up them and at the top he stands with a scowl as he examines the unfortunate scene. He yells, "What the hell, are you ever going to get...
My young sister: What happens when you die?
Me: You go to heaven.
My young sister: No no. I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?
Btw, my sister is 28 years old.
My husband is allergic to our cat, so I have to give him away :/
He's a sweet-natured ginger, comes when called, well-trained, and works in IT. 28 years old, answers to "Kevin".
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