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A man invites some of his fetish club over for breakfast....

They are catching up on life and swapping stories about work, their grandkids’ birthdays, their recent stock market fortunes, and so on, when the subject of what they’re most proud of comes up.


Gerald, a 35 year old dentist, proudly exclaims, “Of everyone here, I by far, have the larges...

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old woman..

In exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on reddit. Of course I declined because of my morals and strong willpower. Which is Just as strong as ajox. The super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla

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Doctors advice to a 92 year old man marrying a 26 year old woman

Doctor: At this age sex can be fatal

Man: I don’t fuckin care if she dies!

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The Gym (at 40) - Try and read this without laughing out loud!

Dear Diary

For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since playing football 24 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

Called ...

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As of today, I'm finally not a 25 year old virgin anymore.

I'm a 26 year old one.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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