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26 Year Old Jokes

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I was offered today by a 26 year old woman..

In exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on reddit. Of course I declined because of my morals and strong willpower. Which is Just as strong as ajox. The super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla

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Doctors advice to a 92 year old man marrying a 26 year old woman

Doctor: At this age can be fatal

Man: I don’t care if she dies!

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The Gym (at 40) - Try and read this without laughing out loud!

Dear Diary

For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since playing football 24 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

Called ...

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As of today, I'm finally not a 25 year old virgin anymore.

I'm a 26 year old one.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.
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