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25 Mph Jokes

Highway 25

A police officer stops a minivan full of elderly ladies, The driver, an older gentleman, for only going 25 mph on the highway.

Officer: "Why are you driving so slowly?"

Gentleman: "Well the sign says 25, sir. I don't understand."

Officer: \*sigh\* "No, sir, that's the number of ...

A man driving down a county road one day

Sees a 3 legged chicken running next to him.
He thinks to himself "I'm doing 25 mph and this chicken is keeping up!, crazy!!"

He speeds up to 50 mph and still the chicken is keeping up with him.
Up to 60 mph! The chicken is keeping up!

The chicken breaks into a sprint, gets wa...

The old woman and the highway

A cop is driving down the highway one night when he passes a rickety sedan going 25 mph (about 40 km/h). He pulls the car over and asks the driver, a sweet little old woman, "Ma'am, why weren't you doing the speed limit?"

The lady replies, "But, officer, that sign said '25' and I was only obe...

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A man was pulled over for speeding.

A man was late for an important function and was speeding a good 25 mph over the speed limit when a state trooper pulled him over.

Officer: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

Man: I guess so officer, I knew I couldn’t outrun the law forever. The gun is in my glove compartment, a k...

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