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20th Wedding Anniversary Jokes

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It's my 20th wedding anniversary today.

Had I just killed the bitch I'd be out of prison by now.

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Anniversary dinner date

For their 1st wedding anniversary, Barbara and Teddy went to dinner at Chez Francois because they had never been there before.

For their 10th wedding anniversary, Barbara and Teddy went to dinner at Chez Francois because it had a world-class bartender who made the best signature cocktails....

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Bob forgot his 20th wedding anniversary...

...And his wife was really pissed off. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I better find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there ...

I just celebrated my 20th wedding anniversary today...

Does this mean I'm eligible for parole now??

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20th anniversary

On a couple's 20th wedding anniversary the wife says to her husbaand "I will do anything you want" the man replies with " a blowjob?" the wife says yes. then the husband says to the wife "I will do anything you want." and the wafe with a mouthful of cum says "kiss me!"

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed...

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She suspects that he’s preparing a surprise for her since today is their 20th wedding anniversary, so she puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of ho...

A man was asked for his secret to a long lasting marriage...

**"Well, i took my wife to Italy on our honeymoon."** *"so what are you guys doing for your 20th wedding anniversary?"*
**"Im going back to get her."**

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