UPJOKE

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To all the people with 2020 vision.

What the **fuck**?! Why didn't you tell us?

With all the jokes about having 2020 vision over the past couple of years.

I bet no one could see this coming.

Right enough of these ā€œ2020 visionā€ jokes

I donā€™t want to make a spectacle of myself

I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I donā€™t have 2020 vision

This is the only day you can upvote this

I know they say 2020 vision is good...

But I haven't been able to see anyone

Do you remember all those jokes made last year about having 2020 vision?

Well, you know what they say about hindsight.

If I got a dollar for every 2020 vision joke Iā€˜ve read today, Iā€™d still be poor.

I donā€˜t sort by new.

A man goes to the Optician for his eye test.

The Optician asked him what he can see.
"I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theaters and closed pubs."
That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!

We caused 2020

Do you guys remember for the last few years that one post that was like "man can't wait for 2020 so I can say I have 2020 vision"

... this is how 2020 payed us back.

I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart.

He said I have 2020 vision.

Tired of job interviews asking me how I overcame difficulties throughout the previous year

I donā€™t have 2020 vision

My aim for next year is to have perfect sight.

That's my 2020 vision.

Why have a clairvoyant stopped going to the eye-doctor?

He had a 2020 vision.

When I predicted this pandemic ahead of time everyone but my optician said I was nuts.

He told me I have 2020 vision!

So I went to my optician because I noticed things were looking strange...

I told them I've been seeing lots of empty shelves and empty stadiums.

They said don't worry, you just have 2020 vision.

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No one foresaw all the crazy shit happening this year...

They lacked 2020 vision.

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So many people that knew what was going to happen this year and didn't tell the rest of us.

All the people with 2020 vision are jerks.

I could not have predicted how this year went

I guess I don't have 2020 vision

With Coronavirus and our impending doom

I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

Iā€™m honestly sick and tired of people asking me what would i be doing in 139 days

like as if I have 2020 vision.

For Sale. [OC]

I have a pair of 2020 Vision glasses for sale.

Only worn for the first 3 months of this year.

All the rest is just a blur.

At the job interview...

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Classic Joke with a twist

On dec 31 I am going to say ā€œPeople ask me what I am going to do in one minute but I donā€™t have 2020 visionā€ then on Jan 1 I am going to say ā€œhindsight 2020 that joke was garbage ā€œ

My na always told that a great disease would be coming

Guess she had a 2020 vision

I went to the optician

I said "you've got to help me. Everything looks absolutely awful". Optician replied " don't worry sir, you've got 2020 vision".

Someone just asked me, "Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?"

I said, I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

In hindsight itā€™s easy to see that 2012 wouldnā€™t be the end of the world.

The end of the world had 2020 vision.

Instead of singing Auld Lang Syne this New Year's

We should all sing "I Can See Clearly Now."

Because everyone will have 2020 vision.

I have a special ability that allows me to see everything that happens next year.

I call it 2020 vision.

Why couldnā€™t the people with great eye sight warn us about this year

They are the ones with 2020 vision after all

Have you ever been attacked by a German Shepherd dog while having a white stick shoved up your backpassage?

Post that 2020 vision joke one more time..

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Before this year started, none of us could have predicted all this: Kobe Bryant, Australian fires, Coronavirus quarantine, Tiger King, toilet paper hoarding.

I guess none of us truly had 2020 vision after all.

My eye doctor just told me my eyesight is so perfect I can see into next year!

He called it ā€œ2020 Vision.ā€

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Jobs keeps asking where I'll see myself is a few months.

Bitch, I don't have 2020 vision

At least in 4 years

we'll be able to look back at this election with 2020 vision.

Me at interview

Interviewer: Where do you se yourself in 32 days

Me: I dont know I dont have 2020 vision

My new glasses are going to take 6 to 8 weeks to arrive.

I can't wait to have 2020 vision!

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