So just thought I'd share with you guys my success story, I was made redundant back in March. So there I was 30 years old and not a clue what was going to happen, then out of nowhere I had an opportunity to sell Avon, so there I was 30 years old, male, selling Avon... first month goes by and I make ...
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A man once put his 200k£ Lamborghini for sale. Few days later he got an offer from a guy and they decided to meet. The two guys met. And the buyer offered him his junk car that costs around 500£ in exchange for the Lamborghini. "Have you gone mad? This car costs 200k and your whole car can't e...
The government is asking for bids for a new stretch of highway....
Company from Kentucky proposes a bid for $1M. Says $600K for labor, $300K for material and $100K profit.
Company from Ohio proposes a bid for $2M. Says $1.2M for labor, $600K for material and $200K profit.
Company from Chicago proposes a bid for $5M with no explanation or breakdown o...
My friend asked me for a trading technique when I told him I have $100k worth of stock in this bad market.
I said, "Start with $200k".
A very wealthy man goes in a New Your bank and loans $10, leaving his Rolls Royce for collateral.
He then goes on a trip overseas, and returns a month later. He immediately goes to the bank, pays the $10 plus 5 cents interest, and turns to leave.
The president of the bank can't contain himself, and rushes up to the man to ask "Why did you borrow $10 when you're so rich? And why leave a ...
So Mick Jagger has a pet frog...
The frog decides he wants to buy a nice boat and sail the Caribbean, but he needs to take out a loan to pay for it. So he goes to the bank and talks to Ms. Paddiwack, the personal banker, about getting a loan. He explains that he is Mick Jagger's frog and all about the boat. Ms. Paddiwack asks him i...
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John arrives home from work one day to hear a voice in his head telling him to quit his job
...quit his job, sell it all, and fly to Vegas. Day after day, it is the same thing. "John, quit your job, sell the house, don't tell the wife, and fly to Vegas."
Over time it starts to get more and more specific.
"John, quit your job at the bank. Sell the house for no less than $200k...
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