Three people, a Welshman, a Scotsman and an Englishman, are walking along together when they come across a genie.
The genie offers them three wishes.
The Scotsman goes first, saying, “I want a wall across the Scottish/English border to stop the English from coming into my beautiful country!”
The genie grants his wish and the Scotsman disappears.
The Englishman goes next, saying, “I want a w...