A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hangi...
I’m a 40 year old with the body of a 20 year old...
Any tips for burying him?
What's the difference between a 20 year old hooker and a 70 year old hooker?
One uses Vaseline, the other Poligrip.
An 80 year old man goes in for a physical
And the doctor tells him, "You're in terrific health, you're healthier than most 40 year olds, what do you contribute your exceptional health to?"
And the man replies"Turkey hunting, every morning I walk in the mountains and go turkey hunting."
"Well maybe genetics has something to do ...
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