As a 6.2 person alot of people wouldask "wow! Your tall! Do you play basketball?"
At some point I started to reply "wow... your short, do you play miniature golf?"
What can you say about a narcissistic man with 2 personalities who's trying to ask himself out but keeps getting rejected?
He's in a love-hate relationship.
(Side note: you ever just...be at work...and turn around...and start working backwards? :) )
I have a 50% chance to get laid tonight.
I mean, if 1 out of 2 persons wants it, that's 50%, right?
Roses are red,
My wife is dead,
Does anyone want to buy a 2 person bed?
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