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One for me, One for you

There were 2 boys at a church picking apples, They jumped over a church wall, but they dropped two apples, and they started sharing them out. One for me, one for you. A drunk man heard the two kids.Scared, he ran to the vicar and woke him up.
He screamed, “Devil and God are sharing bodies!Come Qu...

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3 prostitutes were drinking in a bar

After a few too many drinks the women began to boast about how much they can fit inside themselves.

The first woman took a sip of her drink and proceeded to push her fist up to her wrist into her pussy, confident that she had won the competition she sat back and smiled.

The second woma...

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