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2 Flies Jokes

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2 flies are sitting in a turd

One of them farts.

The other says “ah come on man, I’m trying to eat here!”

2 flies are playing soccer on a plate.

One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".

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2 flies were arguing on a toilet seat...

One of them got pissed off.

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Three flies in a jar

There are 3 flies in a jar with the lid sealed

Fly 1,2, and 3 are flying around trying to find a way out.
Fly 3 comes up to fly 1 and asks “do you know how to get out of the jar?
Fly 1 says suck my dick and I’ll tell you how to get out.
Fly 3 says “no man I’m not doing that”
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Little johnny was out walking with his mother.

Little johnny found 2 flies, 1 on top of the other. He caught them in his hands and looked inside.

Little johnny asked "Mommy, are there boy flies?"

Mom replied "Yes honey, there are."

He looked again "Mommy, are there girl flies?"

The mom didn't want him to learn to much...

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