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2 D Jokes

I almost failed my breast exam...

but I got 2 D's.

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If I had a dollar for every time a police officer walked into someone house and shot them

I’d have 2 dollars, which isn’t much, but it’s kinda fucking dumb how many times it happened.

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Voodoo dick

So a older gentleman had fallen in love with a very attractive young woman (maybe around 21 or 22) she was a very sexually active woman and he was always able to please. One day his job called him out on a business trip and he’s be gone for atleast a week. The young woman promised to be faithful but...

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