So I was sat on my porch one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the end of the street. One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done. This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said "Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don't...
2 Blondes drive past corn field
They see another blonde, in the middle of the field in a row boat, rowing away. "It's blondes like that that give the rest of us a bad name!" one complains to the other. "Yeah! If I could swim, I'd teach her a lesson!" replied the other
2 blondes are on a roller coaster...
One says to the other, "If we turn upside down, will we fall out?"
The other says, "Of course not !! We will still be friends. "
2 blondes, 2 brunettes, and 2 redheads walk into a bar. The 2 blondes say "hello" to the bartender...
The 4 Non Blondes say "WHAT'S GOING ON!"
2 blondes were walking along a beach when one said, "Look! A dead bird!"
The other looked up.
2 blondes fell into a hole
The first one said "*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"
The second one said"*I don't know,I cant see.*"
2 blondes are on a Cruise on the Nile. Unfortunately they fall overboard. After a while crocodiles start approaching them. One blond sees them and tells the other:
“Oh look how sweet! Rescue boats from Lacoste!”
2 blondes in the shower
Two blondes are in the gym's shower after their workout. The first blonde says to the other "Hey, can you pass me your shampoo please" The second blonde says "But why? Your shampoo is right next to you" And the first blonde replies "Yes but my shampoo is for dry hair, now my hair is already wet"
2 blondes are sitting on a bench in San Francisco...
One of the blondes says to the other. "Hey, which one is closer; New York or the moon?". The other blonde laughs at the stupidity of the joke.
"Well, duh! Can you see New York from here?"
2 blondes are walking down the street...
When they pass by a lamppost that had a "for sale" sign hanging off it. The first blonde start banging at the lamppost, so the second blonde exclaims "What the hell are you doing!"
Blonde1: "It says "For Sale" so im knocking but no one is answering the door"
Blonde2: "That's weird. Th...
2 blondes are talking with each other about their previous nights
The first blonde says "It was amazing! I slept with a Brazilian guy!"
The other blonde replies "OMG! How many is a Brazilian?!"
2 Blondes during power outage...
The first says: "I was just leaving home and was stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes..."
The second one replies: " That's nothing, I was at the mall and was stuck on the escalator for 2 whole hours!"
2 blondes are taking a walk in a park...
One of them says: "Ouuh... look, a dead bird"
And the other looks up and asks: "Where?"
2 blondes
A blonde was driving home when she was pulled over by a female cop, also blonde. "Can I see your ID?" says the cop. The blonde starts rummaging through her purse and is getting flustered. "What's it look like again?" "It's small, rectangular and looks just like you" The woman hands the c...
2 Blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river...
...One blonde yells across, "How did you get to the other side?" the other blonde looks confused and yells back, "Don't be stupid, you're already on the other side!"
2 blondes are hammering nails into the side of a garage...
One of them has a problem. She holds each nail in place, but ends up tossing every other one on the ground. Finally she says "Hey, half of these nails are bad - the sharp end is pointing away from the wall!"
The other blonde replied "You idiot, those are for other side of the building!"
2 blondes go to disney world
They see a sign that's says Disney World left. They start crying and head back home.
2 blondes in the rain...
2 blondes are leaving a bar when it starts pooring down rain. The first blonde realizes that she left the keys in the car and tries picking the lock. After a couple minutes of trying to open the door, the second blonde freaks out and says, "Hurry up! It's raining cats and dogs and the convertable to...
There was a power cut at the supermarket today....
2 blondes were stuck on the escalator for hours.
My favorite blonde joke
2 blondes are walking in the woods. The first blonde looks down and says, 'Wow, deer tracks!' The second blonde looks down and says, 'You idiot! Those are bear tracks.' They start arguing about what kind of tracks they are. After a few minutes they get hit by a train.
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