UPJOKE

Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April....

....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.

Cheating

Man tells his wife he cheated on her.
Woman replies “Me too”.
Man: 1st of April, haha.
Woman: 23rd of March.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My wife told me we would have sex tonight.

Then I realised it's the 1st of April.

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