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Great 1st Date Last Night

I had a great first date with a woman last night. We started kissing and she stopped and said......

"I just want to let you know that I don't give blowjobs or have sex during the 1st six months we date".......

I said, " Awesome, I look forward to seeing you again in May"

What did Al Capone say to his capos after going out on a 1st date with an undercover cop?

She is a very good listener.

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A guy and a girl were on their 1st date.

Girl: "So what do you do?"

Guy: "I own a mining business."

Girl: "What do you mine?"

Guy: "I mine my own fucking business."

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A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date (nsfw)

She is given some words of advice and warnings by her mother; "Look darling, they all want the same thing, so do be very careful and don't you ever let him;

1. kiss your lips. Your lips are as soft as rose petals and will shrivel,
2. or touch your breast. They are like of thin crystal and ...

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A guy lost his penis in an accident and there were no suitable donors...

A guy lost his penis in an accident and there were no suitable donors, so the only available option to the surgeon was to attach a baby elephant's trunk. After the surgery and healing process, the guy is ready to start dating again. He's out on his 1st date since the accident and while at the dinn...

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