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1st Date Jokes

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Great 1st Date Last Night

I had a great first date with a woman last night. We started kissing and she stopped and said......

"I just want to let you know that I don't give blowjobs or have sex during the 1st six months we date".......

I said, " Awesome, I look forward to seeing you again in May"

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A guy and a girl were on their 1st date.

Girl: "So what do you do?"

Guy: "I own a mining business."

Girl: "What do you mine?"

Guy: "I mine my own fucking business."

What did Al Capone say to his capos after going out on a 1st date with an undercover cop?

She is a very good listener.

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