After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My frien...
A college fellow is trying to find a date to take to the county fair - and maybe a little more afterwards.
After some fruitless searching, a buddy of his says "I know this cute girl, Ruby, that you ought to meet!" So he arranges for them to meet and go to the county fair together.
Well, they get there, he shows Ruby around and asks her "What do you want to do?"
"I wanna get weighed!" says ...
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