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19 Year Old Jokes

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I'm 36, and last night when I was out with my 19 year old girlfriend someone yelled "Paedophile!"

That really ruined our 10 year anniversary.

What does Leonardo DiCaprio call a 19 year old?

A long term relationship.

Husband's 19 year old secretary

A woman finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning.

"My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope that y...

I'm 42 years old, but I have the body of a 19 year old!

She left when I opened the freezer.

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