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Why did the non-binary prospector move west in 1859?

Cuz there was gold up in them/their hills

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

ā€œI hast not seen ziss beeforeā€, thought t...

Police has arrested a charlatan

He was attempting to sell trusting elderly people some pills that were supposed to bring them their youth back.

After further investigation the police found out that the same man has been previously arrested for the same thing in years 1734, 1859 and 1926.

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