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I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery...

And now I don't know what he looks like.

Over 15k CCTV cameras installed for Obama's visit to India!! This is ridiculous.

Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything. Damned racist's!!

An old man is about to die.

While he is laying in his bed waiting to die, he said to his sons ( a rich musician, a rich doctor and a lawyer ) : When i die i want you to put in my coffin 5K $ each for my after life.

One week later the old man dies.

At his funeral the musician came and put 5k $ in his dads coff...

A old man gets called to Income Tax Office

A old man gets called to Income Tax Office.
He goes there with his lawyer.
Income Tax Officer (ITO) : You are so old, and live such a lavish life. We doubt your sources of income and hence have been called here

Old Man: I gamble
ITO: I think you are lying, prove it.

Old Man: ...

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A man went to Israel with his wife...

This guy i heard of went to Israel with his wife, and when they got there, she had a rare illness and she died. So now, this guy's stuck here in a foreign land with a dead wife, and to bring her back home and bury her, the guy needed $15k. He was telling some of the locals that he was too poor to af...

Lightbulbs

How many Socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

*One, as long as it's someone else's bulb.*

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

*None, the invisible hand of the market will screw it in.*

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lig...

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