It was my mom.. She's not dead. She's just a bitch.
I just lost 150 pounds of useless, life draining fat
I got a divorce.
Mr. Johnson went to his doctor's office to have a physical exam done. The nurse asked, "How tall are you?"
"I'm about six foot two," said Mr. Johnson. The nurse measured him and found that he was only five foot six.
"How much do you weigh?" asked the nurse.
"Around 150 pounds." The nurse weighed him and found that he weighed 200 pounds.
Then she took his blood pressure. "Your blood p...
I think I cracked the overweight problem
# I think I cracked the overweight problem
Last week I weighed 150 pounds, I felt so miserable and was loosing all hope for my future. I couldn't think of a way to get over the shame. Then it struck me and I figured out the ultimate way to get it over with. I immediately did what I had to do,...
A woman and her neighbour go to the police station to report the woman's missing husband.
"How tall is your husband?" asks the cop.
"About six foot three," replies the woman.
"SIX FOOT THREE!" shouts the neighbour. "Your husband is barely taller than you are!"
"How much does your husband weigh?" asks the cop.
"About 150 pounds."
"ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY P...
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