A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2019 AUDI advanced towards him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked...
Babies are the opposite of cell phones.
When grandparents are holding children there's no explaining how to play the preinstalled games.
Peekaboo doesn't have a 15 page TOS.
I held my baby up to take a picture and got cropped into Lion King by a Facebook friend.
There's no vomit emoji on my cell phone.