Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.
The Pope, Donald Trump, Lionel Messi, and a 14 year old boy are flying on a plane together.
Halfway into the flight, the pilots announce that the plane is going down, and that there are only three parachutes on board.
Lionel Messi grabs a parachute and says “Well guys, I’m the best football player in the world. My fans and millions of people worldwide need me!”, and jumps out of th...
How many 14 year old boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Hehe I said screw
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