My girlfriend is mad because I could only last 2 minutes in bed
In my defense it was doggy style so it's more like 14 minutes.
I made this 3.14 minutes before the day ended
Too bad it wasn't my pi day
It's the end of the 2016 Presidential race
The people of the US hated all the candidates so much that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: A literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap aroun...
As I rolled from my date and pulled off the condom, she complained "Is that it?"
"Well,we did doggie, so it should count as 14 minutes"
I only lasted two minutes with my girl last night
Technically it was 14 minutes because we did it doggystyle.
An appointment with the doctor
I sat waiting in the waiting room for 14 minutes and 32 anxious seconds, then was called went in, The doctor invited me to sit and put both hands flatly on the desk, turning his head to one side and said I've got all your results, I've got good news and bad news first the good news your not a Hypo...
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