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A little girl is in a taxi with her mother

The little girl was eating a chocolate and soon after she finishes the first one she opens a second one.

The taxi driver trying to make some conversation says to the little girl:

TD: "Are you sure all that chocolate is healthy for you?"

Girl: "You know, my grandfather lived for ...

Long live the chocolates

A boy was in a train eating chocolates. Then he took another one. The man next to him said ,

"Do u know this will damage your teeth?"

The boy replied ,"My grandfather lived 135 years."

The man asked,"Was it because of eating chocolates?

The boy said,"No he was always mi...

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