I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale.
Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.
Somebody asked Hillary Clinton if she would be going to see 13 hours...
She said no, she had already slept through that one.
A man walks into a bar
And orders a drink. Whilst drinking it, a massively scarred Asian dude stumbles in the bar.
"What happened?" The man asks as he downs his drink.
"There's a dragon 10km east from here." The Asian dude rasps before passing out.
So the Man gets on his bike and travels 10km east an...
Why do Asians hate football?
Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.
Two blondes decided
To drive to Disneyland. Those both jumped into the car and started driving. After 13 hours of straight nonstop driving, they see a sign which reads, ***”Disneyland - Left”***.
So they turn around and go back home.
One day, a family from mexico moves up from Mexico city all the way to Jacksonville Florida
One day, a family from mexico moves up from Mexico city all the way to Jacksonville Florida. They settle in a small little house. The neighbors are a little skeptical, being their race and all, so they keep an eye out on their plot for a few days. To his suprise, he sees that the family is one of th...
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