UPJOKE

12 atoms of sodium walk into a bar.

Followed by Batman.

What do we call a group of 12 atoms?

Dozen matter.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out, and...

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