Believe it or not, I’ve never seen 101 Dalmatians.
Only a dozen at most.
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In 101 Dalmatians there were 99 problems and bitches were approximately half of them
This got banned from Showerthoughts for being a pun, and I knew you guys liked puns so here we are!
Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe.
Heather says, "I got my ultrasound done yesterday. I'm pregnant with triplets!"
"I got mine done yesterday too," says Linda. "I'm pregnant with septuplets!"
"I think I'll get my ultrasound done next week," says Martha.
The three women chat some more. Finally, Heather says, "I go...
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Three friends at the bar...
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel" - The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" - The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".
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